Merpina

Ask me anything ya want ._.   My name's Claudia. 20 yrs old attending a university. I post things I like.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

(via strangeparkings)

— 1 day ago with 182171 notes

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via zarialinton)

— 1 day ago with 954301 notes

princeboorito:

i don’t like meat on my pizza. meat on pizza makes the pizza feel so heavy and greasy and after eating a measly 3 or 4 slices, i just wanna stop eating pizza. 

vegetables on pizza though, i could go all fucking day with veggie pizzas. 

Spinach and mushrooms bby

— 1 day ago with 5 notes
#truth 

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

(via curlyhairedblackgirl)

— 1 day ago with 92793 notes
me at age 12:ew older men
now:wow he's only 30?
— 1 day ago with 267537 notes
Girls

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

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some girls are shy

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some girls like boys

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some girls like girls

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sometimes, they like both

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some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

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and some do

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and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

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some girls cover up

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and some girls don’t

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some girls are bigger

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some girls are smaller 

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some girls are smart

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and some girls aren’t

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some girls are nice

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and some girls are mean

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but no matter what,

all girls are people
and we should be treated like it.

(Source: f--m--p, via curlyhairedblackgirl)

— 1 day ago with 120907 notes

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

Me next time I go see tajah in GA jalen-deck

(via teenkai)

— 1 day ago with 256423 notes

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

(via sweatergoblin)

— 1 day ago with 356004 notes
thehairspiration:

andrewclifton:

California Love with Hayley Marie Norman

Gorgeous!

thehairspiration:

andrewclifton:

California Love with Hayley Marie Norman

Gorgeous!

(via curlyhairedblackgirl)

— 1 day ago with 685 notes
#dang girl 

joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

(via curlyhairedblackgirl)

— 1 day ago with 109820 notes

dreamsmanifesting:

I want to be flirted with.

I want someone to tell me how bad the want me.

I want someone to make me feel sexy.

And desired.

I haven’t felt that lately.

(via thesinwhisperer)

— 1 day ago with 157 notes

hotcheetoprincess:

I’ve been waiting all year for this vine

(Source: modelingschool, via thisshitfunny)

— 2 days ago with 30260 notes
#lol  #music