howtobeafuckinglady: She won R.I.P she just killed the club idk y u other girls even bother etc. etc.
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collegehumor: The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay (Buy it here.)This “vintage” Sun-Maid package may be a “great original piece of American History,” but something about it just looks a little, I dunno, EXACTLYTHE SAME AS RAISIN CONTAINERS IN 2013. Adding insult to injury, the seller doesn’t answer the most important question of all: are the raisins still inside???? I’m so hungry.
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ohhellokelsey: I wasn’t going to post a selfie but we are stuck in traffic in Nashville and I’m bored I’m sorry (at Interstate 24/40)
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me on my period

  • me: touch me and DIE
  • me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
  • me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
  • me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
  • me: -cries for 3 hours-
  • me: please drugg me till i cant feel my eyes
  • me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
  • me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
  • me: -sneezes-
  • me: THE END IS HERE
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I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck
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hotbiochemist: this is painful Ms swift, kill yourself
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wigmund: I need that apron
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